Nick’s Ramblings – Colds

Nick’s Ramblings – On Colds

Theory: powerlifters don’t get colds

Theoretical Framework:

  1. powerlifters are full of power
  2. colds are scared of power
  3. when colds get near powerlifters, they run away

Experimental Evidence: a cold has never been reported near a powerlifter

Conclusions: powerlifters don’t get colds and are very strong and don’t take kindly to grammar nazis but like scientists and eat lots of food